Harvey, over at IMAO.US, posted a story about a woman who fended off an assault by hitting the attacker with a skillet. His concern, understandably, is that now liberals will be after ladies' pots and pans.
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| With any luck there will be "kitchen-free" zones soon. |
The comments are outstanding. Do. NOT. Miss. Them.
Was it copper jacketed? Teflon coated or, gasp, ceramic? I'll bet the investigators discovered she's one of those crazy people with a full arsenal.
ReplyDeleteCast iron. She's a racist, too.
DeleteProbably says "Lodge" on it. Definitely code.
DeleteI worked with a guy that tangled with a former girl friend that was armed with a skillet. They reconstructed his eye socket with some synthetic material and his eye twitches on cold days.
ReplyDeleteYIKES! I have no doubt you could lay someone out with a heavy cast iron skillet. I have one, and just hefting the thing makes you feel like you could take down a grizzly.
DeleteI'm guessing the girlfriend was angry because she found him skinny dipping with a new lady friend. I don't think she would have been as mad if he'd waited until she moved out.
ReplyDeleteI sort of figured it was something along those lines. Most women don't resort to violence unless the guy really really really needs a good slamming.
DeleteGuys, however, slap girls around if dinner isn't hot.
Not all guys. And not all girls. But kind of a statistical difference between the sexes.