Friday, August 31, 2012

Lethal Weapon 8 (inch)


Harvey, over at IMAO.US, posted a story about a woman who fended off an assault by hitting the attacker with a skillet. His concern, understandably, is that now liberals will be after ladies' pots and pans. 

With any luck there will be "kitchen-free" zones soon.

The comments are outstanding. Do. NOT. Miss. Them.


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  1. Was it copper jacketed? Teflon coated or, gasp, ceramic? I'll bet the investigators discovered she's one of those crazy people with a full arsenal.

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    1. Cast iron. She's a racist, too.

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    2. Probably says "Lodge" on it. Definitely code.

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  2. I worked with a guy that tangled with a former girl friend that was armed with a skillet. They reconstructed his eye socket with some synthetic material and his eye twitches on cold days.

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    1. YIKES! I have no doubt you could lay someone out with a heavy cast iron skillet. I have one, and just hefting the thing makes you feel like you could take down a grizzly.

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  3. I'm guessing the girlfriend was angry because she found him skinny dipping with a new lady friend. I don't think she would have been as mad if he'd waited until she moved out.

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    1. I sort of figured it was something along those lines. Most women don't resort to violence unless the guy really really really needs a good slamming.

      Guys, however, slap girls around if dinner isn't hot.

      Not all guys. And not all girls. But kind of a statistical difference between the sexes.

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