Monday, August 20, 2012

"Hit the Road, Jack"

Or the case may be.

Newsweek, famous of late for its outrageously left-leaning cover stories, has come up with a stunner. And I do mean STUNNER!  This is how I felt when I saw it.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaa---ahhhh! I was completely faked out.
Here it is:
I know, right?

Niall Ferguson makes a compelling case for why we need a new president in an article filled with facts. This obviously and instantly makes him stupid...and evil.  Oh, and racist. Remember, kittens, I know how to break the code.

Mr. Ferguson points out numerous instances relating to the economy, the war, the budget, where Obama has either not lived up to his promises or he has actually broken them. How much slack are we going to give this president? Oh, now THAT is code, too. I used the word "slack". And "president." Totally code.

Even Our Dear Leader his own self agreed he needed to get kicked to the curb.


But the evil, hate-filled, ignorant racist Mr. Ferguson goes even further. He doesn't just point out the huge discrepancies between what Obama promised and what he delivered, Mr. Ferguson actually goes so far as to insist that the Romney/Ryan ticket is the obvious path to prosperity for this country. Speaking of Ryan, Ferguson says:

He is one of only a handful of politicians in Washington who is truly sincere about addressing this country’s fiscal crisis....But one thing is clear. Ryan psychs Obama out. This has been apparent ever since the White House went on the offensive against Ryan in the spring of last year. And the reason he psychs him out is that, unlike Obama, Ryan has a plan—as opposed to a narrative—for this country. [...]

The voters now face a stark choice. They can let Barack Obama’s rambling, solipsistic narrative continue until they find themselves living in some American version of Europe, with low growth, high unemployment, even higher debt—and real geopolitical decline.

Or they can opt for real change: the kind of change that will end four years of economic underperformance, stop the terrifying accumulation of debt, and reestablish a secure fiscal foundation for American national security.

For clarity, I have bolded all the code words so you can see the racism inherent in the story.

I feel a song coming on........

Who knew Ray Charles was a racist?


  1. Ryan's familiar discovered, proving he's an evil racist math-witch.

  2. BWAHAHA! Love the gif, I lol'd.

    Interesting bits about Niall Ferguson by the way, if you don't already know: he's British, and also happens to be married to Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the Somali-born (and therefore black) former Muslim who fled to the Netherlands to escape her evil fucking family, and then after many years during which she even was elected to the Dutch parliament, she had to flee the Netherlands because of Islamic death threats against her for being an infidel.

    I think Ferguson and Ali live in America now. I've seen her in interviews saying something like America is the only place she feels safe. And Ferguson himself is known as a big America lover. I heard Brits saw perfectly awful things about him for it.

    Oh dear. I would LOVE to see some leftist idiot out there trying to actually accuse Ferguson, husband of an African-born atheist, of right-wing racism because he thinks Obama's a dimwitted asshole. Hahahahaha!!

    1. HAHA! Don't you love that gif? I've had it on my computer for MONTHS just waiting for the right post. But hardly anything surprises me in politics anymore...I'm so jaded.

      Except the RYAN pick!!! YA! But that was a good-yippee-dance-around-the-room kind of surprise, not a stumbling-look-like-an-idiot surprise. This cover, however, did that to me, especially after the recent cover of Mitt with the headline asking if he was too much of a WIMP. Then this cover and I had a whaaaaaaaaa----? moment. One review on NewsBusters even mused that this article might just be the little bone Newsweek throws at us conservatives before turning on the love machine for Obama.

      I did not know that he was married to Ayaan. She is drop dead gorgeous, refined, and incredibly smart. She wrote the screenplay for the movie SUBMISSION that Van Gogh was murdered over.

      My weird story about her is that YEARS ago...I think I was in high school, I picked up a Reader's Digest somewhere, it seems like it was the grocery story, but whatever, and started reading a story of a young girl. I was mesmerized. I had no idea of the incredible savagery in Islam. She details having FGM done on her at 5!!! FIVE!!! I was sick to my stomach. I don't think I ever really recovered from it in some ways. That was the day I learned to hate Islam. She wrote about fleeing across the desert, being returned, then fleeing again to freedom. She has more guts than a SEAL Team.

  3. **"I heard Brits SAY" (not saw) awful things about him.