Saturday, August 4, 2012

Going Out of Business

In California, we're not just GOING out of business, we're DRIVING OUT the business. Through a combination of massive taxes, massive regulation and massive red tape, businesses are fleeing this state in record numbers. But we are assured that we will be left with an environmentally protected paradise once we get rid of all those businesses which are "just in it for the profit."

One of the most curious aspects of liberalism is its almost superstitious fear of business and profit. All you have to do for a good liberal is reassure them that something will never make a profit and they LOVE it. As insane as this sounds, it is, IMHO, due to two fundamental tenets of liberalism:
Democrats blow billions of
tax dollars because they care

  1. Profit is greedy and self-serving and just bad. You know, bad like in kicking kittens out in a blizzard bad. So if something can be PROVEN to be completely, entirely, utterly and eternally UNPROFITABLE, they're all in because then it's not selfish. Which leads to the second tenet...
  2. Government exists to do all the things that will never make a profit. This is because government is the very expression of humanitarian selflessness to the liberal. In the liberal head, average (well...below average, but I quibble) people are routinely transformed into devoted paragons of virtue and sacrifice just by being voted into office. Actually, this only happens to Democrats who get voted in; Republicans become raping, pillaging monsters spending public money to throw lavish parties in Las Vegas...wait...oh, never mind.
So instead of remaining in the forefront of the aviation and space technology industries, we're getting a TRAIN! Yup. A brand spanking new train. Why? 'Cause that's what the Europeans have, I guess. And it's going to go really fast. Not as fast as a SPACE SHIP..but pretty fast. Okay...not as fast as they TOLD us it would go when they got the idiots in California to approve it...but pretty fast. Okay...not much faster than trains normally go. BUT! It will cost billions and billions more than any train ever! That should count for something. 


Remember the Bridge to Nowhere? That was a Republican...so SHUT UP!


In another brilliant and scathingly pointed video, Bill Whittle contrasts the different visions of liberals in California, with their magic choo-choo train purchased with magic public dollars by magical kind-hearted Democrats, with the vision of a greedy evil private company working with private investment to bring the future to us all - from Texas where Republicans live.

Turn the lights off when you leave. We want to be green. This is California, after all.



Anybody care for some ouzo?



14 comments:

  1. Hmmm, private space tourism moving from California to Texas. Sucks for California but on the other hand it's only a matter of time before there's a Rachel travelogue from orbit. Sweet.

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  2. How fast is this train supposed to be now? I hope after 70+ years of development they can at least beat the 84.6 mph that was possible in 1940.

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    1. ***a Rachel travelogue from orbit. Sweet.***

      That would be awesome. The phrase Twitter-verse would take on a whole new meaning as she tweeted from SPACE! Yeah, baby!

      I have no idea how much slower than "bullet" this stupid thing will go. It's a long shot that it will ever go anywhere. The only thing guaranteed to go is our money...straight into the pockets of politicians and their friends and relatives.

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    2. LOL. I imagine there'd be at least one like this:

      @rachellucas
      Can't see Grand Canyon. Clouds are assholes.

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  3. I love the selfish/greed trope/meme or whatever it is. Your non-profit green concern is NOT selfishly motivated HOW? Because you (not YOU you)have defined it as not. Anything anyone supports is motivated by some sort of self-interest by definition. Even if it makes you feel good because you knowwwww what's better for meeeee.

    Love that stupid.

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  4. WOW! The Mouse that ROARED! Right here at my little blog. Welcome!

    I would even go so far as to suggest that it is far MORE selfish to irresponsibly use other people's money to pursue your pet projects rather than pony up your own money, time, effort to make something happen.

    But that's just me.

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  5. There's a lot of things I miss about California. But the costs of living, overregulation, liberals usurping freedom, and the fringe special interests dictating policy prevent me from ever returning there to live. Other than that, it's great.

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    1. I am lucky, if one can be and live in California, because I live up in the foothills of the Sierras where it's still VERY conservative, so we just kind of watch the "big cities" like freak shows at the circus. Pretty much just like the rest of America. However, we ARE under the fascist thumb of our Sacramento overlords. We just can't move until our last kid is out of high school in two years. We promised her, after several moves, that she would not have to move again while she was in school. And she in DEEPLY involved in high school. Just can't do that to her. But when she's off to college, then moving is a very real possibility.

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  6. It's like a drunken week of foolishness at the casino. The odds are against any gain and the money runs out.

    I don't know how the state of California will find a way to hitchhike back to reality, but that's next and it's a long walk.

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  7. Kinda like shooting fish in a barrel, isn't it? Be careful, though, Sacramento moonbats may soon drive all satirists out of work by making California too absurd for satire. Down here in Aztlan, I'm just worried about my Spanish proficiency.

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    1. They do make it easy. HAHA!

      I was listening to the radio the other day and a guy called in saying his parents had immigrated legally from Mexico and if any more illegals came into Southern California, he was heading for Oregon. I laughed for 15 minutes over that. He said he was going to keep heading north to stay away from the shitheads his parents had tried to leave behind.

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    2. Y'know, Lambert, some people recently have talked about how difficult it can be to actually hit a fish in a barrel. You gotta know they are liberals. Any conservative will just put the first bullet at the bottom of the barrel and wait about 10-15 minutes. Boom, one bullet kills all the fish...

      Maybe we could add water to the Senate...

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    3. I WOULD say that's not sporting...but with your idea of the Senate...I'm all in. Who wants to give those guys a chance? Not I. HAHAHA!

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