Obama hits back like a girl.
"In naming Congressman Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney has chosen a leader of the House Republicans who shares his commitment to the flawed theory that new budget-busting tax cuts for the wealthy, while placing greater burdens on the middle class and seniors, will somehow deliver a stronger economy."Thanks for the analysis of their economic plans, Champ, but you missed it. A Romney/Ryan ticket shows that the Republicans are serious about reining in insane and failed spending programs, rescinding the monstrosity that is Obamacare, which, though named for you, dear, a constitutional scholar, was found constitutional only by throwing out the Constitution, cleaning out the corruption that brought us Fast and Furious, the stimulus where billions disappeared, and well..just Eric Holder all by his own self.
Where are your gonads, man? Now is not the time for the fish dance.
Ace at Ace of Spades HQ obviously has picked up on this wimpy and altogether unimpressive response to the announcement. He has very helpfully written some slogans and policy sound bites. Watch and learn, baby. Watch and learn.
It's the MURDERS, stupid.
I don't think voters will have a problem with the Ryan budget. What I think they'll have a problem with are his *murders.*
He pushed grandma off a cliff, and all she could talk about was what a nice boy he was
Paul Ryan voted Prom King, Most Likely To Torture Dogs
Bio: Paul Ryan's inaugural murder was December 8, 1989.
Bio: Paul Ryan acknowledged as expert in budget, ligatures
Dick Cheney taught George Bush how to murder. Paul Ryan taught Dick Cheney.
ANGUISHED SURVIVOR REVEALS: "ALL I HEARD WAS 'HEY, GIRL'"
Paul Ryan has only two speeds: All-Out, and Murder.
This is going to be great!!! The campaign has come down to voting for a man who *tortures* dogs or one who eats them, a man who makes money or a man who takes money, a man whose fiscally responsible decisions may have put people out of work, or a man whose fiscally irresponsible decisions definitely put people out of work and left us holding the bill for trillions. A man who owns a pretty horse, or a man who's married to one. And NOW! A VP who has real hair, real smarts, a real backbone, and real sex appeal. Really.
I've got to tell everybody right now!
VOTE ROMNEY/RYAN SO I CAN FIND A JOB AND BUY A GOD DAMN VOLT!