YEAH, BABY!
Obama hits back like a girl.
"In naming Congressman Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney has chosen a leader of the House Republicans who shares his commitment to the flawed theory that new budget-busting tax cuts for the wealthy, while placing greater burdens on the middle class and seniors, will somehow deliver a stronger economy."Thanks for the analysis of their economic plans, Champ, but you missed it. A Romney/Ryan ticket shows that the Republicans are serious about reining in insane and failed spending programs, rescinding the monstrosity that is Obamacare, which, though named for you, dear, a constitutional scholar, was found constitutional only by throwing out the Constitution, cleaning out the corruption that brought us Fast and Furious, the stimulus where billions disappeared, and well..just Eric Holder all by his own self.
Where are your gonads, man? Now is not the time for the fish dance.
Ace at Ace of Spades HQ obviously has picked up on this wimpy and altogether unimpressive response to the announcement. He has very helpfully written some slogans and policy sound bites. Watch and learn, baby. Watch and learn.
It's the MURDERS, stupid.
I don't think voters will have a problem with the Ryan budget. What I think they'll have a problem with are his *murders.*
So:
Romney/Ryan slogan: "Let's get America killing again"
He pushed grandma off a cliff, and all she could talk about was what a nice boy he was
Paul Ryan voted Prom King, Most Likely To Torture Dogs
Bio: Paul Ryan's inaugural murder was December 8, 1989.
Bio: Paul Ryan acknowledged as expert in budget, ligatures
Dick Cheney taught George Bush how to murder. Paul Ryan taught Dick Cheney.
ANGUISHED SURVIVOR REVEALS: "ALL I HEARD WAS 'HEY, GIRL'"
Paul Ryan has only two speeds: All-Out, and Murder.
This is going to be great!!! The campaign has come down to voting for a man who *tortures* dogs or one who eats them, a man who makes money or a man who takes money, a man whose fiscally responsible decisions may have put people out of work, or a man whose fiscally irresponsible decisions definitely put people out of work and left us holding the bill for trillions. A man who owns a pretty horse, or a man who's married to one. And NOW! A VP who has real hair, real smarts, a real backbone, and real sex appeal. Really.
I've got to tell everybody right now!
VOTE ROMNEY/RYAN SO I CAN FIND A JOB AND BUY A GOD DAMN VOLT!
Budget busting tax cuts. That's a laugh. Hey O, don't you sort of need to have a budget before you can bust it?
ReplyDeleteThe truly hysterical contradictory crazy of the statement is that after saying that it was "budget-busting" (which or course you are right, you've got to have one to bust one), the Obama camp criticizes it for not balancing the budget until 2040. Sooooo...which is it? A drastic, Grandma-gets-murdered, middle-class-destroyed, dogs and cats living together nightmare, or an ineffective attempt which doesn't close the gap fast enough?
ReplyDeleteThese guys in Obama's camp don't know whether to shit or go blind.
It's maddening. Reality is whatever he wants it to be at the moment. I sometimes wonder whether he really isn't just a lying weasel, maybe he's not wrapped too tight.
DeleteThe first? Downfall parody. Hitler isn't happy with the Ryan pick.
ReplyDeleteAce's "murder" tweets were destroying me yesterday; I laughed my ass off. My favorite was something like, "FDR said there's nothing to fear but fear itself. Ryan's skinning knife is named Fear Itself."
ReplyDeleteI actually kind of hurt my face laughing so hard. Ace really is a genius with that shit.
The guy is bloody brilliant, not just for how incredibly funny he is, but for doing it in the first place. We need to get out in front of every single stupid, outrageous bullshit attack the left will try and it FUNNY! We want people to snicker when the left pulls their shit.
DeleteNothing takes away someone's ammo like contemptuous laughter.