Thursday, August 2, 2012

Tastes Just Like Chicken! UPDATED WITH THEME SONG!

Chick-fil-A sets world record in sales as left boycotts them.  


Wow, it's almost as if you don't need the left to be successful in this country. Go figure.

And Twitchy rounds up all the usual suspects...

Here's a few of those chicken-eating bad boys now.
Thanks to the ever vigilant vigilantism of Jim Treacher and Ace at Ace of Spades HQ, Mr. Righteous' righteous video of his own self being all righteous and stuff is back up. Question: does anyone on the left, including our very own Beloved Leader, EVER get that they are doing a parody of themselves? It's a good thing I wasn't that poor girl. I would have spit in his free drink before handing it to him. "Here's something else that's free, shithead."





Over at Koch's Tour we have a deliciously tasty smorgasbord of Chick-fil-A happenings.

Doug Ross@Journal has it all at Larwyn's Links. It's all good. Enjoy.

I almost forgot about this. Used to love this cartoon. Super silliness. Perfect for America and Chick-fil-A's awesome smackdown of the left. "Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it!"

5 comments:

  1. Something flies by me:
    this is as gay a man as can be. And he announces, out of thin air, that he is not gay.

    Why? Is he lying:

    a) for a greater cause, i.e. so that a Chik-fil-A employee will not mistakenly believe that the demographic which hates them is limited to gay people? In other words: does he believe his lie amounts to doing the employee a favor ... via educating the employee to the truth?
    b) as a joke, i.e. to amuse viewers who are his friends?
    c) b/c he is in denial about his own sexuality?
    d) b/c he would be ashamed if other human beings believed he were gay?
    e) b/c he fears the Christianista might instantaneously snap and assert her 2nd Amendment rights through his car window? Unless he reassures her that he is straight? In other words: he is convinced that she fears the "other", and is, at all times, clinging to both her bible ... and a concealed carry weapon?
    f) b/c he just received a certificate of graduation from one of those courses which converts gay person to hetero persons?
    g) insert joke here

    The entire, extraneous, perplexing: "I am hetero" assertion has, for me, overwhelmed the 8th grade pap which is on display in the rest of the video.

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    1. ****e) b/c he fears the Christianista might instantaneously snap and assert her 2nd Amendment rights through his car window? Unless he reassures her that he is straight? In other words: he is convinced that she fears the "other", and is, at all times, clinging to both her bible ... and a concealed carry weapon?****

      DING! DING! DING! That's the winning answer!

      HOWLING!!!!

      To me, the guy was obviously gay and also obviously felt that his position of "tolerance" and "open-mindedness" lost some of its legitimacy if he admitted or was thought to being gay. One of the most common tactics of the left is to ALWAYS insist that whatever they are grasping/fighting/cheating/lying for is not for THEM but for someone else. That way their nastiness is "justified" because it is selfless.

      I call bullshit on all of it.

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    2. And I meant to type "thought to be gay", not "being gay", but you MUST forgive me my constant typos.

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  2. I'm guessing he didn't feel "good and purposeful" for very long.

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    1. OMG! RG!!! That's the story of the day! HAHAHAHA! It's 7:30 p.m. here and I'm going to have a drink over that.

      Beautiful! Outstanding!

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