Wednesday, August 15, 2012

I Think I'll Solve the Puzzle, Pat

I like the hat. It has the careless insouciance of the truly avant garde. It goes particularly well with the unlit, chewed to a soggy mass cigar stub protruding jauntily from his mouth and the opened jean jacket which says, "This is who I am" with the flare of a man who is completely comfortable with how horrifying and yet undeniably impressive his level of self-acceptance seems to the rest of us.


  1. I wonder if a MSM pollster would mark him as an "undecided voter"?

  2. Considering how that shirt is pulled tight to accentuate the moobs, I think that puzzle may have a typo. Shouldn't it say "C_ME F_CK M_"?

    1. I tried to add _B_M_ to his shirt, but it was too hard and I'm not terribly ambitious.

      F_CK _T.