Our Dear Beloved Leader, Smartest President Ever, Bestower of Roads and Bridges That We Didn't Build, Healer of Our Souls and Receder of the Waters, hasn't quite figured out how to spell one of the 57 states. But doesn't he have a cute smile?
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| Sweetheart, you get the award just for showing up. |
For my money this is proof positive that this president is un-American. (Code) That he's not like us. (Code) That he is different. (Code) That he never watched Bugs Bunny as a kid. (CODE!)
Every single kid in America learned how to spell O-HI-O.
Ask him how to spell M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-P-P-I.
Code.
When I was in high school, the nerd chemistry teacher used that as a 2-point question on a test. I thought he made it up but I see now he was using his non-teaching hours to watch cartoons.
ReplyDeleteFYI - I put Hawaii as the answer and he marked it wrong. It was CHEMISTRY. I could have used those 2 points. I'm still not over it. Of course, now I see that he was adhering to the strict canon of Bugs Bunny.
Yeah, you don't mess with Bugs Bunny.
DeleteNot. Ever.
Wabbit season!
DeleteDUCK! FIRE!!!!
DeleteOne of my all time favorites bits. I loved those cartoons. They just don't write them like anymore. Have you ever seen the one on Wagner's opera? Freaking genius.
Of course now we have Invader Zim, which speaks to the dark and evil heart of me.
My sword and magic helmet! I've probably seen them all. Not sure if I ever saw all the ones that have since been banned. There's a good chance I saw them on TV before the world went all PC.
DeleteIs Zim still being produced? I watched that but I thought it was cancelled after a season or two.
It was, but it remains "current" for me because I own all the DVD's. I am twisted and I absolutely love Zim and Grrrrr.
Delete"Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!"
That's a standard reply around this house.
They spelled it backwards because he's the mirror image of a good president. Everything is reversed.
ReplyDeleteI learned it as M-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked-Letter-I-Humpback-Humpback-I. Which squeezes in that little bit of extra code.
oooooooh! Humpback HUMPBACK! Excellent! But you are a coder, anyway, so I would expect you to know the super secret codes.
DeleteBut then you didn't get to say PEE PEE! which, as kids, used to make us giggle like idiots.
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DeleteArabic is read from right to left, so he was correctly spelling it O-I-H-O, just the way he learned it in the madrasah.
ReplyDeleteExcellent point, Lambert, but that was definitely CODE.
DeleteRacist.
The greatest Bugs Bunny is Bugs and the Hillbillies.
ReplyDeleteNo-o-o-o-ow Grab a fence post hold it tight
whomp your partner with all your might
Hit him in the legs and hit him in the he-e-e-ad
Hit him again the critter ain't de-e-e-e-ad.
See, that one can apply to current POTUS at any time too.
It's been acceptable to make fun of hickbillies for decades.
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