Nurse has 100 orgasms a day
A NURSE is plagued by a medical condition that gives her up to 100 orgasms A DAY. Kim Ramsey, 44, feels constantly aroused and the slightest movement can trigger a climax.
Trains, driving and even housework start the reaction. But unlike women who yearn for the “Yes, yes!” experience, Kim just thinks “Oh no!”Know what POPS out at me about this story? NURSE! I don't know about you, but I don't want my nurse shouting, "OH, baaaaaby!" when she's got a needle in her hand...or at ANY time, actually. Let's just hope she doesn't have to build up to la petite mort like Meg Ryan:
Watch what you're doing with that thing!
And he'd be right.
After worrying about what she would be doing with a needle in her hand, this was my next and most persistent thought:
Kill me now.