Monday, August 27, 2012

Apparently she never gets a headache

Nurse has 100 orgasms a day

A NURSE is plagued by a medical condition that gives her up to 100 orgasms A DAY. Kim Ramsey, 44, feels constantly aroused and the slightest movement can trigger a climax. 
Trains, driving and even housework start the reaction. But unlike women who yearn for the “Yes, yes!” experience, Kim just thinks “Oh no!”
Know what POPS out at me about this story? NURSE! I don't know about you, but I don't want my nurse shouting, "OH, baaaaaby!" when she's got a needle in her hand...or at ANY time, actually. Let's just hope she doesn't have to build up to la petite mort like Meg Ryan:

Watch what you're doing with that thing!

Honestly, ONE HUNDRED A DAY?? I'm sure any guy she's with would just get to the place where he'd be, " don't need me."

And he'd be right.

After worrying about what she would be doing with a needle in her hand, this was my next and most persistent thought:

Kill me now.


  1. I've been thinking about this. I'd post it, but my son reads my blog. But, I think a hundred throughout the day at inappropriate moments would be Hell. I thought, it's like a fire that won't go out, keeping the poor woman on the verge, all day, every day. Maybe she needs a real Red Adair of the boudoir to match all that heat with something really, um, er, explosive, that'll just burn up all estrogen at once, shrivel up the ovaries and send her into instant menopause. That would give her a whole new thing to complain about.

    1. Hell is right. Too much of a good thing.

      Kill me now.