Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Tomorrow is President Obama's birthday. There was a time when Democratic presidents celebrated birthdays this way:

OBAMA, YOU NEVER DID THAT

JFK did, though.  You did this. My condolences.

"I’m always struck by people who think, well,
it must be because I was just so smart."

Believe me, none of us are struck by how smart you are.  And now, to help you celebrate, the RNC has done this.

Bite me.