Saturday, September 14, 2013


Things have reached a level of insanity that is frankly dangerous to any who aren't constantly vigilant. It's a Saturday afternoon, and I was innocently checking my email. Of course this led to the usual, "oh, what's this?" click to view short hairstyles for 2013. I mean, really...why not? It's Saturday, I'm sick to death of politics, and hey, I just might need a new haircut.

And then there was this.

Out. Of. The. Blue.

Holy CRAP!!!

What the hell is that? That's not a hairstyle. That's a troll head that a five year old girl has been petting until the hair stays down.
Am I right? Or am I right?

Mind you, that photo of Our First Lady of the Holy Water and Healthy Food was tucked in amongst gorgeous photographs of Scarlett Johansson and Halle Barry, so you can understand the sudden pain of my reaction.

Not. Fair.

It was like an ambush.

I contend that there isn't a woman ALIVE who would deliberately cut her hair to look like that picture.

When will the madness stop?

Friday, September 13, 2013

The First Time, They Come In Peace

September 11th, the twelfth anniversary of the worst terrorist attack on American soil, saw two marches on Washington D.C., and neither was actually a "march".  One was a motorcycle ride of thousands and thousands and the other a pitiful little gathering.

One was of Americans, and the other of people who just live here.

The pitiful little gathering was of Muslims worried about not being "tolerated" for their regressive, totalitarian, brutal, racist beliefs and who thought it would be a grand idea to demand tolerance on the very anniversary of the event where they killed thousands of Americans. Good idea.

Apparently most Muslims didn't feel that strongly about it because only a dozen or so showed up. Actually, I think this is praise-worthy. There is hope yet if so few Muslims in this country are willing to be so arrogant as to march on September 11.  Bravo for them.

Seems Islamophobia in America is a serious problem that concerns many.
Or not.
On the other side of the coin, Americans from all over this country rode their bikes to Washington D.C. to show respect for the fallen and to re-affirm their commitment to the American Republic.

Bravo to them, too.

It is time to stand up. It is time to be counted. It is time to have your voice heard. This poem is the work of one of the bikers, Mr. Bill Brown. Found over at


to HONOR 9/11/2001

to argue with any
to fight, against any
to protest any lawful assembly
to prohibit HUMAN RIGHTS
to violate any of your laws


So that YOU know we will come again, MANY STRONG

With a second wave – and, a third – many more – the roars therefrom have never been heard by ANY before.


We will bring ALL THE PEOPLE


YOUR walls of indifference,

you will be THROWN OUT
LIKE the GARBAGE you have become to those who trusted




Amen to that.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

One more reason Idaho is AWESOME!

Well...this is embarrassing.

At least I can stop worrying about how I'll look in a bikini over the next several DECADES! I'll be in sweaters and wool slacks, thank you very much.

A leaked report by the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change says that the world is not warming but actually cooling, and will continue to get colder until the middle of the century.

You remember the IPCC, right? It’s the group whose 2007 report on global warming said that snow would disappear from everywhere but the highest mountains, icebergs would melt, sea levels would rise, deserts would spread, people would die in heat waves and pretty much the earth was going to end if we didn’t immediately destroy our carbon-fueled economy with job-killing government regulations.

Well, that’s not happening. In fact, the Arctic ice cap has grown by 60 percent since 2012.Thanks to the IPCC’s original predictions, billions of dollars were spent on supposed green measures to curb global warming, according to the Telegraph. Now, either those measures really, really paid off, or the skeptics were right all along.

See what humans can do when they get together on an idea and share a big group hug? We saved the planet!

Now can I have my light bulbs back?

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

It's all about to hit the fan.

There have been a couple of stories that crossed my computer over the last two days that I did not want to write about as they seemed too explosive and, therefore, hopefully not credible.

But the pieces are beginning to fall into place. And not a good place. In fact, it sort of looks like hell.

First, over at Gateway Pundit, there was this post about Jeremiah "God Damn America" Wright admitting that he had made it easy for Obama to practice Christianity without having to renounce Islam.



WTF? If Reverend Wright is to be believed, this is a major, game-changing, "Awwww shit"! moment.

I have always believed that Obama was sympathetic to the Muslim religion, having been born to a Muslim father and raised in a Muslim country, but the idea that he might still consider himself a Muslim is disquieting, to say the least.

Then there was the story, which we've all seen by now of Obama's brother, Malik Obama who is the "bagman" for the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. Of course, we also know that Malik's fund-raising organization was granted non-profit status retroactively to cover his illegal ass by none other than Lois "I didn't do anything wrong so I'll take the Fifth" Lerner, the IRS official accused of holding up the non-profit status of Tea Party applicants for years.

Now we have a chemical weapon attack in Syria carried out by the Assad regime, even though Obama had already opened his big mouth about a red line and how he'd be really pissed if Assad did anything like that and Assad was WINNING and didn't need to piss off Obama or anyone else; he needed only to press on to finish off the rebels. Assad had no reason whatsoever to use chemical weapons and potentially bring the international community down on his head, led by Righteous President Peace Prize. Of course, with Obama leading the charge for military action, the international community said, "You have at it, buckwheat. We'll take a pass on this one. That's your fucking red line." Assad had no way of knowing that the ENTIRE WORLD would abandon Obama. Usually, when you piss off America, you piss off a lot of other powerful countries. Not this time though...but still...Assad would never have taken that chance. He didn't need to. He was winning.

It also seems highly unusual, to say the least, that the Obama administration could know within days who carried out the attack and all the details surrounding the use of sarin gas in a foreign country torn apart by civil war, yet they still haven't been able to piece together what happened in Benghazi where we had numerous diplomatic and covert assets on the ground...or right here in America with Fast and Furious for that matter. "But what difference, at this point, does it make?"


Now we are learning that the attack may well have been carried out by rebel forces intent on provoking an American response from a president seemingly more than eager to "help" and just waiting for an excuse to do so openly.

Belgian Journalist overheard Free Syrian Army members admitting Assad NOT to blame for chemical attack


...and from World Net Daily, which I don't normally link to but God Damn IT...this is horrifying!

U.S. military confirms rebels had sarin


Yesterday President Peace Prize went on TV to lie through his teeth about God Damn EVERYTHING and now we learn that soldiers are being deployed to Egypt and SYRIA!!!

Obama wants this war. He believes in it. This is not about America or our interests or our safety. This is about establishing the final Caliphate. The Sunnis want the Shiites, politically powerful in Iran and Syria, to get taken out because only one faction of Islam can rule in their world.

Obama is going to do just that for his Sunni homeboys. With our military. With our sons and daughters. With our husbands and wives. With our sisters and brothers.

They are going to be forced to fight for Al Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood.

This is monstrous.

You can find me in my closet.


This works especially well if the stranger is also drunk.

John McCain isn't just a loser in national politics, a RINO, a wannabe maverick...he's an asshole, too.

Senator John "Does the NYT have anything nice to say about me?" McCain is an utter, unmitigated asshole. I no longer will even give him credit for being such a shitty pilot that he got shot down and became a hero in Vietnam for being captured instead of killed.

He's an asshole and I'm done with him. I hope this country is, too. Ar-i-ZON-a! Are you listening?

He may even be a traitor to this country as he is openly advocating support for Al Qaeda rebels -- sworn enemies of the United States. Isn't that still treasonous? Even in today's insane upside down world?

These are the people he is defending.   

These are the people he calls "friends."

“I was very disappointed that the president did not mention the Free Syrian Army and our moral and material assistance for them, which is required. I think they do feel that they are being abandoned,” the Arizona Republican said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” on Wednesday. “I feel badly, very badly for my friends in the Free Syrian Army today.”
These are the monsters he insists only say, "Allahu Akbar" like we would say, "Thank God." But we don't say, "Thank God" as we butcher children and execute captives, asshole.

I am so completely and thoroughly disgusted with our political class, men who lie to us, betray us, demand that our sons and daughters die for their egos and stupidity while they party and play games on their iPhones.

And they don't know jackshit about it. Here is a video of a Syrian woman giving McCain hell.

Assad is a monster. The rebels are monsters. There are no "good guys" in this fight. And if we get in it, we won't be "good guys" either. We will have lost all moral standing. We will be the new "bad guys" stomping around on the world stage.

And we're going to get whacked for it. Hard. Because Russia and China aren't being run by idiots. We are, however - idiots and traitors.

"We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

And these bikers don't need no stinkin' permit.

Let'em roll.

Apparently our National Park Service didn't think a parade on the anniversary of 9/11 to honor our fallen citizens and soldiers who have died in the last twelve years because of Islamic extremism was important enough to issue a permit.

So the bikers came anyway.

There is a lesson here, folks. The government is only as powerful as we allow it to be. If we, as free citizens, say not just, "No!" but "HELL NO!" then the government must stand aside or use force, because force is all it has. Force is all it is.

And the moment the government uses force, the game is ON. Because we will see it for what it is. Power. Control. Force.

Jon Stewart said he believes in "good government" even as we learn of spying, drones strikes, attacks on the Constitution, coverups, use of power to destroy political enemies, and flat out lies. I say there is no such thing as "good government." There is only big government and small government.

The smaller the better.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Let's start WWIII to prove we aren't racist!

If America agrees to risk engulfing the world in a massive confrontation between the world's super powers, Russia, and China and us, with Israel and Iran thrown in for good measure...and Syria signs up to be the home team playing field for the kickoff of the order to save our president's hide, can we finally be forgiven for our inherent and intransigent racism?

Is dying good enough to prove we aren't racist?

Why no...we already did that in the Civil War.

Chris Matthews being stupid insane retarded an Obama ass-licker Chris Matthews....

For the last four years we've been told that any opposition to our Beloved Leader was based solely in hatred and racism. Who knew the Democrats and their media boot-lickers would finally raise the stakes to war, death, and utter destruction to prove we aren't racists?

Everyone's insane.

Completely nucking futs.

Monday, September 2, 2013

I was right about one thing.

Granted, it didn't take any real psychic ability to predict, but Prince Dumbass DID, in fact, go golfing right after announcing that Syria was really going to get it...eventually.


When questioned on this apparent lack of seriousness in our Most Beloved Leader, Kerry managed to suggest that Obama's golf game and delays were really examples of muscle-flexing, cowboy swagger in the greatest of American traditions because it showed "the full-throated response of the Congress of the United States and the President acting together after our democratic process has worked properly." Yeah...riiiiiight...okay...And he did have that

My take is that Obama's behavior shows an utter lack of concern over starting WWIII without a single other country supporting us, and a rather important number telling us to not start anything, because he honestly doesn't care. His agenda has never been to support America. Prince Dumbass is only going to Congress so that this crisis becomes a "heads, I win, tails, you lose" situation where if Congress votes no, he goes in anyway because, you know...HUMANITARIAN!!! And if they vote yes, he has faced them down and proved to everyone they are his official prison bitches.

Either way, he wins. And we lose. And that's been his game from the beginning.


The ONLY way Prince Dumbass loses is if Congress finds a single pair of balls between the lot of them and impeaches him if he does go in without approval. However, initiating impeachment proceedings might prove a trifle difficult in the middle of World War III.

Just sayin'.

The carrot?

Yesterday I posted the story that the Saudis may have threatened Russia with terrorist attacks over Syria, but Russia just gave them the finger (which looked a LOT like the threat of a missile...or two), saying that if anything happens to Syria they will hit Saudi Arabia -- hard. Somebody could lose a camel over this.

But I can't find any corroboration for the story, and neither can my favorite commenters (who are  a lot more diligent at uncovering info than I). I know...I know...a SERIOUS blogger would have checked it all out before linking. I am rarely serious and hardly a blogger. And you are way out of line to accuse me of either. I'm a smart ass writing about what I want. If you want high drama and hysteria all the time with no credibility, read Infowars, if you want total credibility and no drama whatsoever, read The Wall Street Journal. I can't even say I'm somewhere in between. I am somewhere out in the weeds whacking at bugs.

So today, there's this headline from The Telegraph:

Saudis offer Russia secret oil deal if it drops Syria

Saudi Arabia has secretly offered Russia a sweeping deal to control the global oil market and safeguard Russia’s gas contracts, if the Kremlin backs away from the Assad regime in Syria. 

This seems entirely more likely than the sparring and threats reported in the EU Online article. "I scratch your back, you scratch mine" has always been the basis for diplomacy. The "I'll terrorize you." "No, I'll bomb the shit out of you." method has never been considered as diplomatic, though it has, quite often, ended up being the final answer.

So we will see. Prince Dumbass is no doubt playing golf while waiting for the Congress to reconvene so that he can officially ask for their permission to "act stupidly" on this potentially world-ending crisis. And though it is a faint and tremulous hope, I'm keeping my fingers crossed the GOP teaches Obama that "No means no."

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Oh, shit.

Putin is warning that if Prince Dumbass dares to attack Syria, he will strike Saudi Arabia. That is, in technical terms, what we call "hitting the fan."


A grim “urgent action memorandum” issued today from the office of President Putin to the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation is ordering a
“massive military strike” against Saudi Arabia in the event that the West attacks Syria.

According to Kremlin sources familiar with this extraordinary “war order,” Putin became “enraged” after his early August meeting with Saudi Prince Bandar bin Sultan who warned that if Russia did not accept the defeat of Syria, Saudi Arabia would unleash Chechen terrorists under their control to cause mass death and chaos during the Winter Olympics scheduled to be held 7-23 February 2014 in Sochi, Russia.

And just to make sure we are committed to doing everything possible to bring about the end of the world, McDumb and Dumber are only on board for striking Syria if we intend to get so deep into the shit that it's up to our eyeballs.

Republicans McCain, Graham say cannot support limited Syria strikes

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republican Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham on Saturday said they could not support isolated military strikes on
Syria that are not part of a bigger strategy.

"We cannot in good conscience support isolated military strikes in Syria that are not part of an overall strategy that can change the momentum on the battlefield, achieve the president's stated goal of (Syrian President Bashar al-) Assad's removal from power, and bring an end to this conflict, which is a growing threat to our national security interests," they said in a statement.
So we're good.

Go big or don't go.

When the bombs start dropping who's taking odds that the world lasts two--three--four days?

Remember this little video? This guy had it almost right. Besides, even if he left out Syria and Saudi Arabia...what difference, at this point, does it make? 

It's Sunday so I know I shouldn't link to this but still...

He wrote it today. And it is brilliant. So I don't care, I'm linking to it. 

PJ Media's Stephen Green writes at VodkaPundit about the utter mess that is Obama.
If you’ll pardon my language, I have a simple message for the President of the United States of America.

They can’t follow if you won’t lead, asshole.

Now, I’ve said a lot of nasty things about our last three presidents. A lot of nasty things. But I don’t think I’ve ever been tempted to personally address any of them as “asshole.” Not until today. Not until witnessing the most embarrassing and embarrassingly public performance by a world leader on the world stage. Monica Lewinsky could have been giving Bill Clinton a blowjob right there at the podium during the State of the Union address, in front of all the cameras, and it still wouldn’t have been as air-suckingly horrific as the low-rent Vaudeville act we’ve watched Obama and Kerry put on these last few days. Because in the Clinton-Lewinsky scenario I just described, at least the President is the one getting serviced, instead of dropping trou, bending over, and giving the whole world an invitation to do whatever — because, “You know, whatever. It’s only foreign policy. It’s not like it’s something important, like giving public money away to some buddies of mine who just swear they can build a magic car battery.”
Or siphoning money to your half brother who is in charge of the monies for the Muslim Brotherhood, which is backing the terrorists in Syria, who are Al Qaeda.
During Dick Nixon’s impeachment hearings, the question was, “What did the President know, and when did he know it?” Turned out, Nixon knew plenty, and knew it all quite early enough to get him driven out of the White House. With Obama the question is, “WTF? I mean WTeffingF? Doesn’t this asshole know anything?” And the answer is no, and yet we’re still stuck with this SCoaMF for three and a half more years.

I’m sure the Republic will survive. But I’m not sure we’ll recover unless the next President is Ronald Reagan crossed with Chuck Norris crossed with George Patton crossed with Jesus.
I know just the guy. Allen West. Am I right?

Actually, as funny as this piece is and as tempting as it is to look at what Obama is doing and conclude that he's a complete and utter dumbass, my take is that this has all been carefully orchestrated (oh, not by Obama..he really IS an utter dumbass) and that we are likely seeing the
pieces being moved on the chess board to bring about the destruction of Israel, eliminate the threat of a Shiite power grab via Iran, and ultimately consolidate a new Caliphate in the Middle East under the powers of the Sunnis via Saudi Arabia and Turkey.

Oh...and destroy the last vestiges of our Constitutional Republic with its separation of powers.

Nice little trifecta on foreign policy with a little added bonus of ending freedom in the United States.

Here's my gut-level analysis:

Journey to the End of the World in 20 easy steps.
  1. Obama has, since taking office in 2008, systemically and deliberately been destroying the energy producing sector of our country. This has to make Saudi Arabia happy. And it puts us as at a SERIOUS disadvantage to fight a protracted war in the Middle East.
  2. Obama's family members have strong ties to Marxism, violent revolutions in Africa, Sunni Islam, and the Muslim Brotherhood. Not the kind of background that makes you feel he's on our side.
  3. Within Islam, the Shiites and the Sunnis hate each other and are struggling for ultimate power - the new Caliphate.
  4. Saudi and Turkey are Sunni. Iran is largely Shiite, and though Syria is predominately Sunni, its rulers are Shiites. In other words, Syria and Iran are damn upstarts and need to get whacked.
  5. Obama allowed Mubarak's government to be overthrown. He did nothing when the Muslim Brotherhood took over (which everyone saw coming)...except to approve. When the army stepped in, he got all pissy about "coups" and democratic elections. 
  6. Obama toppled Gaddafi and completely destabilized that region, a region that provides more terrorists fighters to Al Qaeda and crew than almost any other in the Middle East.
  7. The last person Ambassador Chris Stevens met with on the evening of his death was the Consul of Turkey.
  8. There is strong evidence that our government was running guns and weaponry through the Benghazi consulate with Turkey's involvement -- to the Syrian "freedom fighters."
  9. If we strike Syria, Iran has already stated that it will retaliate -- by hitting Israel.
  10. Israel has given them all the finger and promised massive reprisal if Iran pulls any shit.
  11. Russia and China have warned Obama to stay out of it -- or something really bad might happen.
  12. Obama is saying he just wants to throw some bombs around. He doesn't really want to get involved. WTF?
  13. Russia is explaining to Prince Dumbass that would be "involved."
  14. Approval for this stupidity is at around 9% among an American electorate that can't usually distinguish their ass from a hole in the ground, but this one time they seem to be paying attention.
  15. But this resistance from the American people just plays into Obama's hands because now, to appear conciliatory and diplomatic, he is going to politely twiddle his thumbs and wait for Congress to reconvene in another week so that he can ask them to handle this CRISIS by giving him the go ahead. They will say no. Then Obama will say, "Fuck you" and go ahead anyway.
  16. This will effectively destroy any power Congress has left against the Obama juggernaut of tyranny because it is an altogether different critter to just go ahead and start shit (lots of presidents have before Obama), then it is to ASK FOR PERMISSION AND THEN GO AHEAD AND START SHIT ANYWAY AGAINST CONGRESS' STATED "NO WAY, JOSE. SIT THE FUCK DOWN."
  17. This is like our Prince Dumbass saying, "If Congress doesn't act, than I will." Really, bucko? REALLY? Yes, really.
  18. So we hit Syria. Iran hits Israel. Israel rains death and destruction on their picnic cloth heads. Russia and China step in. It's game on.
  19. BOOOM!
  20. The End
It's Sunday, so I suggest you all start praying.

If Jesus is coming back soon, he's going to encounter a few difficulties.

If he has any plans to recycle old miracles, he's going to learn that they don't play as well in 2013 as they did back in the day.