Friday, August 24, 2012

Just One Question


Can anyone tell me of one friend of President Obama's who is a really nice, normal person?

Just one.

I'll wait.

P.S. It's okay to throw in relatives, too. But then you're going to say George Obama, who really does seem like a decent chap, but I don't think he counts because Barack The Divine One, Savior and Protector of Us All doesn't like him much.

In fact, I don't think he likes George at all.


H/T: Scratching To Escape

14 comments:

  1. Can anyone tell me of one friend of President Obama's who is a really nice, normal person?

    Ummm, well there's... uhhh. Oh, I know, how about that cop he had the beer summit with? He's probably fairly nice and normal. They had a beer together, I'm sure they're best buds now. No? Well, just wait, I'm sure he can work up a composite for his next autobiography.

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    1. Gosh, that was all code wasn't it? Now I understand.

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    2. That video was magnificent! HAHA! I adore Bob Parks. I first ran across him in 2007 or around then with a video he did on the Founding Fathers and what actually happened to them during the war.

      I think I will do a post on that. It's a terrific video.

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    3. And that was totally code.

      Racist.

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  2. Well, since he's known to eat man's best friend, I doubt anyone that's normal would want to be Obama's friend.

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    1. I'm sure it's perfectly safe as long don't have floppy ears or a cold nose. Otherwise you might want to avoid going to any "private little barbecues" alone.

      Sigh. ♫ I'm gonna have to face it, I'm addicted to code. ♫

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    2. You two are both racists.

      RG, your addiction to code is simply irresistible.

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  3. I can imagine the conversation between Obama and a new friend:

    Obama: "Why don't you come over this weekend. We'll grill a few dogs and have a beer."

    New friend: "Well, I'm keeping my friend's dachshund. Can I bring it, too?

    Obama: "I wish you would."

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    1. Obama can eat dog, but Romney can't own an Olympic level horse.

      Yeah...that makes sense.

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  4. Obama: "I wish you would."

    Best comment I have seen today. That was great Jess! I chuckled when I read it with standard internal reading voice (which with normal lugubrious sentences like that for me is Peter Lorre), but then I intoned it later with internal Obama voice and laughed a lot harder.

    "Well, I...uh, I wish you would."
    "The Dachshund is a noble, uh, noble german dog. And did you, uh, did you know it was the original ingredient in Sauerbraten?"

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    1. But how do you say Dachshund in Austrian?

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  5. Well, uh...our friends in Austria would be the, uh, the best people to answer that question. I, uh, I don't speak the language of every Asian country, but I do speak Amerikani, heh. So I'll stick to dachshunds making fine dogs... and sauerbraten.

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    1. Must be above your pay grade.

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    2. Now I take offense to that missie. I am black and democrat. You can't, uh, you can't talk to POTUS like that...Hey, POTUS sounds a lot like poontang or pussy, doesn't it?

      Is it just me or does Obama talk like the stereotypical senile actor on TV? He says SOMETHING STRONG...followed by something weak. Almost under his breath...All separated by a healthy quantity of uhs and umms.

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