I'm already tired of winning.
Okay, that kitten is adorable. But...is he really being cute all by himself? No! Someone is paying for his cushy digs, someone else made the mirror, his mother bore him, Gov't (Well, Gore) invented the internet, etc. He is cute, but he had help.
You don't get that cute on your own! Therefore we should tax him. He needs to pay his fair share.Freeloader.