I'm already tired of winning.
Hilarious.My uncle, in Robinson, TX, once grabbed his gun and shot something - peppershot? birdshot? - into two teenaged boys who were vandalizing his house. He then hauled the two boys home, and told each father: "I shot your son for vandalizing my house."Rural America: gotta love it.
A young kid broke into our garage years ago. My father had tons of expensive tools and gadgets, so he had a burglar alarm on it. The rotten kid had a knife and stabbed my father with it in the leg while Dad was apprehending him. When the police got there, they took one look at the situation and said, "You look worse than he does. You want us to wait in the car for a while?"Rural America: gotta love it!
Looks like Grandpa needs a little more range time, though. Too many missed shots.
Yes, but what a DUDE! He just keeps walking -- straight up -- at the kids. Both those kids were armed and they just scrambled for the door! bwaahahaha! Take that! And THAT!He maybe doesn't have good eyes anymore, but he still has balls!