Sounds like the life jacket drill on an airplane.Right, so the plane is plummeting upside and on fire. There are people running about naked screaming: "Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaa, I wanna fuck somebody!!!" And your neighbor turns to you and politely asks: "How do you tie a double bow?"
I wouldn't be sitting there. I would be running around with the others...! Bwaaahahaha!
Yep, you did work at Braniff.
ooohhhh...zing!I was joking!
Well, I loved Braniff, and loved the vibe of both Braniff and of the culture of those years. So, I'm just going to pretend there was a tiny grain of truth inside your joke. Hemingway said: "It is pretty to think so."
I was very young, very naive, and very innocent. I think the captains used to really enjoy telling me stories...I don't have a poker face. They thought my reactions were high-larious.Braniff was pretty cool. The oilman's airline. Pretty Texas girls with big...hair. I have no idea how I got hired!