The Founding Fathers Were Mean Stingy Rich Old White Guys

And now they're dead.  So what do we care?

Who cares?  We get free stuff!

The founding fathers were just a bunch of stuffy, stingy, mean, rich old white guys who never cared for the little people.  All that freedom talk was just a ruse to make us take care of ourselves!  Haters!  They didn't want to take care of us!!!

But we aren't going to stand for that shit.  We are going to make ALL the old rich white guys take care of us now.  YEAH!