I needed a Dr. Cox fix this morning. I know how that sounds. Don't. Go. There.
"Let me go ahead and share a little something special with you that I like to call 'Perry's Perspective.'
- If someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can't decide what they want in the half hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them.
- I'm fairly sure if they took p-o-r-n off the internet, there'd only be one website left and it would be called, 'Bring Back The P-O-R-N'.
- And most importantly of all, the only way to be respected as a doctor, nay, respected as a man, is to be an island. You are born alone, and you damn sure die alone -- isn't that right, Spike? The point is, and you just might want to jot this down, only the weak need help."