The landmark experiment in Quantum Rhetoric began early this week after legal particle cosmologist John Roberts published a paper in the Quarterly Journal of Tortured Logic that solved the long-debated Pelosi's Paradox in Universal Health Care Theory.
"Pelosi's Paradox states that in order to find out what is in a health care bill, it would have to be passed," explained physicist Steven Hawking. "But in order to be a law it would have to be constitutional, which means someone would have to know what was in it, which would mean it couldn't have been a bill in the first place. Think of Schroedinger's Cat, except with a lobotomy."Put your thinking caps on, kittens. He uses highly technical terms like "crap particles", "bullshit", and "beltosphere." I know...I know...it was hard for me, too.
H/T: Just One Minute
Iowahawk - he's just plain brilliant..
ReplyDelete"We were careful to shroud the collision within the Beltosphere, which is protected with a thick sheath of inert, pliable media," he noted. "As additional protection, we surrounded it with a negatively-charged gaseous squirrel field."
Bahahaha!
The whole thing is inspired! Pelosi's Paradox...the Taxon. I was laughing my head off!
DeleteIt was the "inert, pliable media" that cracked me up - perfect description of the MSM..
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