Sunday, July 22, 2012

Sunday Morning Sermon

You Didn't Build That

Readings from the Book of Barack
1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.
And Govt said, “Let there be spending,” and there was spending. Govt saw that the spending was good, and that it separated the light from the darkness. Govt called the spending Investments, and this he did in the first day.
Then Govt said, “Let there be roads and bridges across the waters, and let dams divide the waters from the waters.” Thus Govt made the infrastructure and the patronage jobs for eternity under the firmament from the Potomac which was above the firmament; and it was so. And Govt called the firmament Washington. This Govt did on the second day.
Then Govt said, “Let the regulations and the guidlines under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the Bureaus appear”; and it was so. 10 And Govt called the Bureaus demigovts, and the gathering together of them He called AFSCME. And Govt saw that it was good.
This morning's sermon delivered by Pastor Burge of Iowahawk. God bless him. 
Keep reading...and can I get an AMEN!!


  1. Been sending Reverend Dave's reading to all of my atheist friends. Awaiting responses.

    1. Don't hold your breath. The Lord thy Govt.'s health care plan doesn't cover serpents OR intentional suffocation.

      It also doesn't cover hip replacements or heart bypass surgery or cancer treatment if you're over 70...but it IS there's that.

  2. Then Father Gov't elected a black man. Thus was Brother Government formed. And Hillary Clinton stepped forth to declare for Mother Government, but Brother Government slapped her down declaring "This Gov is Patriarchal, if you axe me"...And it was good.

    1. HO-LY SHIT! That comment truly made me bust out with one of my signature feminine gut laughs.