Thursday, September 6, 2012

Warnings that SHOULD be on alcohol labels


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  1. Wow, I never put it together before. Obama's not an insufferable narcissist, he's just drunk.

    How clever, using Biden as a decoy.

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    1. Oh, I do so hope for the last one then.

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  2. I love the cause pregnancy one.

    "jes wait, I got a fr(hork), a f(gulp), a free diaphragm from my party."
    "Thaass cute. Is it a mini drum?"
    "No, no, no...no, Pffffff, snort-slap-tickle-giggle. It goes um, it goes um. Awww fuck me, I don't-"
    "You got it babe!"

    The biggest joke about free contraceptives is that teens would ever be immature enough to say yes to sex, but mature enough to say 'but only with a condom'. I can't even imagine a guy unwilling to go buy condoms if the girl insists. Yeah, so on Friday night he gets her in the car and she let's him go right up until entry and says: Whoa not without a condom. Then the guy puts himself away and thinks yeah, I'll just go in to the school clinic on Monday for the free ones. I won't drive to Walgreens now.

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    1. The unavoidable fact is that the more we as a society make sex "safe" *HAHA!* by providing birth control, the more kids have unsafe unprotected sex because that's what kids DO. Screw around.

      They aren't 30. They are 16. Condoms at the nurse's office just sends the message that no one cares if you get laid; it does not, however, make they act maturely when doing it.

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    2. And at 30 you better be able to afford your own damn fuck nets.

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    3. Not if you're a woman, you sexist! You chauvinistic white male oppressor!! I'm being oppressed!

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    4. Oh yeah? Now you'll see the violence inherent in the system you lazy peasant!

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    5. HAHAHAHAHA! I honest to GOD thought of that very line and almost wrote it in, but didn't.

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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