It's No Coincidence

Mitt Romney really, really, REALLY wants to lay you off. In fact, the only reason why he ever went into business was to destroy people's lives. Making money was just a bonus. A NICE bonus, you understand, but not the goal, because capitalism is really about creating misery, not wealth. That's why there are so many people in America living in three-bedroom homes, with two cars in the garage and children attending nice schools...wait...now I'm confused.