"...let me do that again..."

Sometimes you have to look the donkey right in the face and call it an ass.

This is one of those times. There will be others.

For some completely inexplicable reason, the Party of All the Smart People managed to remove all language relating to God and remove language supporting an undivided Jerusalem as the capital of Israel and naming them our staunchest ally in the Middle East. Of course no one had any idea how this could have happened, what with the Democrats being the party that insists that we all pay for little babies to have a first class one way ticket back to God without even having to layover in a life. That's some God-loving right there. And the party that loves Jews? Of course they are! They love the Jewish vote, which is almost like loving Jews themselves. Now shut up, racist!

But then how to explain that in a document that must have been carefully, assiduously, painstakingly written to reflect the deepest shared values and ideals of the party, the Democratic party platform, they "forgot" God and Israel?

OOPSIE! Well, let's just fix that little detail right now, shall we? All those in favor say AYE. All those opposed say NO.

Another OOPSIE! The NO's have it. Well, this is embarrassing.  Let me do that again. 
And let me repeat, really slowly, AYE means yes and NO means no. Got it?
Just so you don't screw up again......WHAT? Again? Oh for f*&k's sake. One more time? 
Whatever.

Perhaps the reason language supporting Israel was left out was that it was orders from the White House. Ya think?

Florida, are you listening?