I would say that if he'd answered differently he might have discovered the answers to the other great philosophical questions - "What happens when I die?" and "Is there a god?"
This might or might not have some relation to why I'm not married any more, but my wife asked, "Honey, does this outfit make my butt look fat?" To which I replied, "No, dear. Your butt makes the outfit look fat." And women say they want honesty in a relationship! HA!
Ah, another philosophical question with no known correct answer.
ReplyDeleteAt least with that answer he has a slim chance of coming out alive... :P
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! To BOTH of you.
ReplyDeleteI would say that if he'd answered differently he might have discovered the answers to the other great philosophical questions - "What happens when I die?" and "Is there a god?"
Hehe, guaranteed...
ReplyDeleteA little stale now but The Epic Rap Battle of Manliness
ReplyDeleteI doing the nacho cheese/garden hose dispenser thing today! HAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteWhere are my chips?
This might or might not have some relation to why I'm not married any more, but my wife asked, "Honey, does this outfit make my butt look fat?"
ReplyDeleteTo which I replied, "No, dear. Your butt makes the outfit look fat."
And women say they want honesty in a relationship! HA!
That would do it, no doubt.
DeleteLittle tip: women don't want honesty any more than men do.