Saturday, September 22, 2012

I'll Bet

On Friday at a campaign stop in New Hampshire, Saint Joseph the Traveler, the "intellect of the Democratic party", as Clint Eastwood succinctly noted, said:
“Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college. You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”
Thanks, Joe. But we don't really want to know what blows any part of your body. Ever. Keep it to yourself.

A heartbeat away, kittens. Just a heartbeat away.

BIDEN: OBAMA'S VERY OWN ANTI-ASSASSINATION PLAN

So that's what happened to his mind.


10 comments:

  1. Joe Biden, the gravitas on the Dem ticket. Now that ought to make you simultaneously weep and laugh.

    This was a really odd thing for him to tweet.

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    1. "Eats, shoots, and leaves" or "eats shoots and leaves"?

      I know what he wanted to say, but, shall we say, "He chose ... poorly".

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    2. Ahh. I didn't think it could mean what it appeared to mean but it wasn't processing.

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    3. I was assuming that he *meant* that the team of Ø/Biden think differently from their opponents, but his phrasing did indeed suggest that he and Ø don't agree. Though who knows, with the way Biden's mind works (or doesn't) maybe they don't.

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    4. I'm sure Biden himself doesn't tweet out messages, so that means the people who work for him aren't any smarter. We've heard of the blind leading the blind. With the Democrats, it's the dumb leading the dumb. Or maybe they're just milling around.

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  2. I looked up the word "ass-clown". After the definition, they had a photo of Joe Biden.

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  3. Buttercup, even if it is Joe "Help me get my foot out of my mouth" Biden that is a heartbeat away from the presidency, he would still be better than (or, more accurately, not as bad as) Il Douche.
    Biden could not play the race card when anyone points out what a charlie foxtrot he and his policies are. Looked at in those terms, Biden is not nearly as effective as either anti-assassination or anti-impeachment insurance.

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    1. I think it does say something frightening about our country though that the chain of command is

      Obama
      Biden
      Boehner

      Depressing, actually.

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    2. Beats

      Obama
      Biden
      Pelosi

      though.

      Hey, at least it's something.

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