Thursday, October 4, 2012

The 20th Anniversary of a Match Made in Heaven

"You know that spanking I promised you for our anniversary night?
I'm really going to mean it tonight."




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  1. Yeah, he better hope she can't find the paddle.

    Best part of that is Romney off to the side totally ignoring them but looking slightly amused.

    Michelle is so close to perfecting her East German Olympic athlete look and Barack has a brilliant career ahead as a male model. The new Zoolander, I know he can do it.

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    1. Oh, she'll find it. She doesn't strike me as the type to overlook the important details. But if she DOES misplace the paddle, she could backhand him into next week.

      He's in real trouble. He's more scared of her than of Iran. By a long ways.

      Zoolander. HAHAHA!

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    1. heh heh heh

      Get your filthy hands off me...!

      I'm gonna use the paddle, dear.

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    2. Ms Cup, tell me that Dr Zira is not the first thing you think when you see lardass dressed like that! Even the way she holds her arms makes her look like she's about to start brachiating.

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    3. And her legs! She always stands with her knees locked firmly back which emphasizes how bow-legged and manly they are.

      OUCH!

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  3. The photo is hilarious! The Furious Lardass of the United States is PISSED and giving Romney The Look, and Romney is totally amused and unconcerned about her moods and feelings.
    BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    1. Best shot of the night. If someone --- anyone --- even CONSIDERED arguing that Obama won this debate, that picture is damning evidence to the contrary.

      Win my ass. HAHAHAHAHA! Romney just handed him his ass...and Michelle is gonna spank it good.

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  4. For all the employees that Michelle has and the money that is spent on them, you'd think they'd be able to come up with a decent stylist. It is quite possible to wear clothing that does NOT emphasize your least ideal physical attributes. For Michelle that is anything that emphasizes her waist, since it seems to be quite short.

    Of course the expression on her face makes anything she is wearing look bad on her.

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    1. Probably nobody has the nerve to tell she doesn't know how to dress herself. Look at that face, she looks like if you weren't extremely tactful she'd bite your head off.

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    2. True.

      A lot of people say she is ugly, but the few pictures I've seen where she is actually enjoying herself she is not pretty, but attractive. But unfortunately angry seems to be her default mode, and angry is NOT attractive.

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    3. I have always said that whoever dresses her is a secret Republican and HATES her.

      HAHAHAHAHA!

      She is NOT pretty and is barely attractive. Too much residual anger in that face. In another 10 years she is going to be REALLY ugly. You can't hide the emotions forever. They catch up with you and you become the image of the most dominant emotions you experience.

      I'm going to look completely retarded by the time I'm sixty. Giggling in the corner and talking baby talk to my dog. HAHAHA!

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    4. Exactly. It's the anger that's ugly, not the physical form. But stay angry too long and it warps the outer, visible, body.

      My mother never did this too me, but I used to read about kids making stupid faces and having their mothers warn them that if they kept it up their faces would freeze that way. There is a certain truth to that, and Michelle is almost at, if not past, the point of no return.

      I do feel for their children. It can't be a healthy or happy childhood having a malignant narcissist and an angry shrew for parents.

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    5. So as not to clutter up your comments too thoroughly, I put some of my thoughts on this here: http://ichneumon.blogspot.com/2012/10/lets-be-shallow.html

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  5. I'm thinking Romney should have been polite and handed Obama his ass in a gift wrapped box. After all, it was his anniversary.

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    1. Nice thought. I'm sure Ann suggested it, but Romney probably felt it would steal the show.

      Not really.

      HAHAHA!

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