Once that image got into my little pea-brain it was all over. I just kept seeing a weirdly deformed and super creepy half-calf, low-fat vente latte dancing around. I just KNEW if the lights had come up and the dancers could be seen, they would look like this:
So, as I said, I am now officially creeped out.
If you are now too...I'm sorry.
If you're not...what is the matter with you?