Lifted without shame or regret from A Train Wreck in Maxwell. KurtP always has the best photos for his header.
To be fair, Crowley is plenty big enough to hide behind, so this was an excellent strategy. Way better than showing up unprepared and so last minute that the altitude made him catatonic or something. And it isn't as if Obama isn't used to hiding behind women. There's Hillary, Valerie Jarrett, Michelle. Everyone of them could beat the living tar out of him and not break a nail.