I'm already tired of winning.
Uh, oh. Big Bird may send Mr. Snuffleupagus around to have a little word with you about this. You don't think they keep muscle like that around for his good looks do you?
Rumor has it that it was Oscar who disposed of Jimmy Hoffa's body.
Sesame Street is totally code.Bunch of damn racists! No way we should be funding that!
I'm thinking Oscar wouldn't be so grouchy if Mitt would just stop and give him a hug.
Yeah...and a cookie. If you can get Cookie Monster to share.