Thursday, October 4, 2012

President Romney. Say it like you MEAN it.

President Romney.
PRESident Romney.
President ROMney.

President Romney. Sir.

But who's the putz standing next to you? Lost to history. Bwaaahahaha!

HAHAHA! Someone is getting a scolding. It's the woodshed for you, young man.

Last night was sublime. It was delightful. It was pure keen.

It was about time.

Romney finally brought everything to the table. Obama, as always, brought nothing. Not even his teleprompter. What a contrast.

Chris Matthews got a massive butthurt watching it. Let the wailing and the gnashing begin.

Chris was left begging Obama to watch HIM more. That's your only advice? No leg tingles then, I'm guessing.

This morning Jim Lehrer is getting kicked to the curb by the left as well. How COULD he allow Obama to look so BAD? What the hell was Lehrer doing just sitting there while Romney handed him his ass over and over again? Wasn't Lehrer aware that his JOB was to save President Empty Chair from getting smacked around like a lunchroom folding chair by a kid Michelle has just denied an extra dessert?

NEW YORK (AP) — Jim Lehrer may be regretting his decision to come out of semi-retirement and moderate his 12th presidential debate.
The veteran PBS anchor drew caustic social media reviews for his performance on Wednesday, with critics saying he failed to keep control of the campaign’s first direct exchange between President Barack Obama and Republican Mitt Romney. The candidates talked over Lehrer’s attempts to keep them to time limitations, and his open-ended questions frequently lacked sharpness.

Hell, even Obama seemed annoyed at the lack of control. Early on, he suggested that they move on to something else, obviously tired of getting bloodied. But the beating had just begun and Romney still had a lot of swing left in that right arm.

Tweets went out between campaigns and Obama's camp wrote: "Romney is a good debater. This is not a game changer, though."

Romney campaign tweeted back: "If this had been a game, the ref would have called it."

Over at Rachel Lucas's blog, Physics Geek nails it.


  1. The DNC isn't happy because Romney wasn't "gentle" with their messiah. Poor thing. His skin is so thin, the debate might have left a bruise.

    1. Yeah. He's supposed to just be eye candy. How's he gonna do that when he's all messed up?

  2. Yeah, the questions, that was the problem. Lehrer should have checked in with People Magazine, The View and Letterman to find out how to ask sharp questions. HAHAHAHA!

  3. Ooh, ooh! Empty chair meme version of the debate.

    1. HAHAHAHA! I saw that over at IMAO.US this morning. Brilliant!!!

  4. Yeah, but Obama was not debating his strong suit. When they get to other important issues like Sesame Street characters and how to kiss the ring of dictators while apologizing for his Ambassadors' impolitely getting in front some rabblerousers bullets, then he will really shine.

    1. Kissing dictators' rings is the next debate. It's on foreign policy. Perhaps he will explain to us the return of the bust of Churchill, or the VHS tapes to the British Prime Minister, or the iPod to the Queen, complete with all his speeches, or the Arab Spring, or Iran, or Israel, or Libya.

      It's gonna be fun, you bet.

  5. Going to be interesting to see how the next presidential debate goes. Supposed to be a townhall format so Obama may get some softballs.

    1. But it will be on foreign policy. He's dead.

      Israel is "just noise." Dead seals and ambassadors are "just bumps in the road."

      He's dead, I tell you. Romney will slam him to the mat and make him beg like a girl.