I have the highest freaking cheekbones you've ever seen and an otherworldly beauty. My celestial heritage is part of the family "story", which is all the proof I need (along with the cheekbones and looks that would get me a drink in the Star Wars bar). Also I have this amazing recipe for "Out of This World Chili", which is seriously out of this world. So. Freaking. There.
Proof. Positive.
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It seems that in order to be in line for any privilege in today's color-blind, post-racial world, you'd better be just as colorful and racial as you possibly can. So I'll see you your "half-black", Mr. President, or you your "Cherokee", Ms. Warren, and I'll raise you a "Pleiadian".
Too funny! California will have to provide ballots translated into Pleiadian now.
ReplyDeleteHA! You all will have to learn to speak Pleiadian when we take over the world. California is small potatoes and already completely under our control. They LOVE illegal aliens here.
DeleteI dunno, those guys waiting across the street from the 7-11 store for day jobs don't seem to be very busy these days.
ReplyDeleteHardly anybody is busy in California these days. No jobs. But we still give out billions in goodie bags. It's only money...right?
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