Thursday, May 3, 2012

The Life Of Julia

Our Most Beloved Leader, Obama the Noble and the Great, has shown  us once again his love and compassion, his benevolence and goodness, his kindness and mercy.

Oh! Most Esteemed One - Barack! - hear our pleas! We want the Life of Julia.  Obama, hear our prayers!

Save us from the horrors of fiscally responsible governance under Romney who would seek to cut spending by some unknown percentage points that would still leave us spending more money on goodies than we ever did when Clinton the Magnificent governed the country under his firm and manly protuberance hands. So even though we all thought Clinton was incredible at the time and still think he's pretty terrific, he doesn't hold a candle to you and there's no way in hell we want to go back to those halcyon days under Clinton when we SAID it was wonderful because it would really be like living in a bleak and barren dungeon.


Of course...there is this...

The Much Shorter Life Of Julia

H/T: I Own The World

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