THE OTHER

The Other. It sounds like a cheap summer vacation horror film that would really appeal to stupid young people...oh...wait....it is.

I give you, The President of the United States. The Other.

MAN BITES DOG

Someone who is purported to be really smart once said in a 2008 campaign speech, "If you can't run on your record, you run from your record."

Well, you can run...but you can't hide.

Obama didn't just bite a dog. OBAMA ATE A DOG!