Thursday, May 17, 2012

Are You Positive You Want To Say That?

I think, to be absolutely SURE of one's safety, the best possible solution before anything is said would be to insure the woman is in her robe, eating chocolate, drinking red wine, and holding your paycheck. Even then, consider carefully if what you think is important enough to say is actually worth dying for.

Of course the exact opposite is true when women are fertile and looking for it. Then, a recent study shows, they want the 'bad boy'.  
"Previous research has shown in the week near ovulation women become attracted to sexy, rebellious and handsome men like George Clooney or James Bond," study researcher Kristina Durante, of The University of Texas at San Antonio, said in a statement. "But until now it was unclear why women would ever think it's wise to pursue long-term relationships with these kinds of men."
I'm going to go out on the limb of feminine intuition and disagree with the conclusions of the researchers on the reason behind this preference. They suggest it's because horny women are delusional.


Horny women are horny. And they are drawn to dynamic, self-confident men who are making the moves that will get them in bed. Quickly.

Plain. And. Simple.

Science is easy.


  1. I don't want to shame myself too much here but I am literally - I mean "literally" literally - at this very moment in a robe/pajamas, eating chocolate, and drinking red wine. I'm not holding Rupert's paycheck or having my period, though. The robe/choc/wine thing is just my routine.

    1. You are my kind of people. Get the check, though.