Bahahaha! That's most definitely New Zealand humour..
I love the line, "Marketed under the Savior Brand (9 out of 10 people who drink it for the first time exclaim, "Je-e-esus Chri-i-ist!")We have a friend who grew up in NZ. Wacky. And tough as nails. Lived on a sheep ranch and horse operation. Learned to make horse tack by hand. Amazing.