Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Sandra Fluke nominated for Time's Person of the Year

Well, kittens, with Obama now firmly stationed in the White House for his last four years, the REAL crazy can finally slip past the velvet ropes and show itself to all of America.

"But I don't HAVE $10.00, people!"
She became the face for the pro-abortion movement during the 2012 elections and the laughingstock of pro-lifers for her relentless push to force Americans to pay for her birth control. College student Sandra Fluke has been nominated as a potential Person of the Year by Time Magazine.

Fluke is apparently unable to figure out how to purchase low-cost birth control from places like Target, Wal-Mart or her local pharmacy. Still, Time magazine felt she was qualified enough to include her with legitimate newsmakers and leaders who are significantly more deserving of the award and recognition.

The End Times are nigh. December 21 can't get here soon enough.

At the bottom of the article is a place to VOTE NO on Sandra's candidacy for Person of the Year, and the heh heh! funny of the article catapults into HAHAHAHAHA!


  1. Ha! I just voted "No Way", and right now 73% of voters agree with me. LOL

    I really will flip my SHIT if this whiny little girl wins POTY. I know Time magazine doesn't matter but still...ugh.

    We are so doomed.

    So doomed.

  2. Her claim to fame is that she was a useful tool in getting a man re-elected as President. Ummm, okay. Somehow feminist icons seem a little smaller than they used to be.

  3. I went to the Time site and threw in my No vote, which joined 73% of those cast. So there is a bit of hope for us yet.


  4. There are real human beings...and then there are joke human beings; just as there are real magazines and then joke magazines. Can we vote for Time as 'funniest magazine of the year'? Eat your heart out, Onion!

  5. Time Magazine is effectively a high dollar liner for the bottom of bird cages. Sandra Fluke is a good cover picture for bird poop.

  6. Went to cast my vote and guess what? error 404. No surprise there.

  7. I should add that only in a highly deluded media would someone like Sandra Fluke received any kind of award, unless of course its one for mental masturbation...