A father asked his ten year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" sobbed the little boy. "Promise you won't tell me." He bust into tears.
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
"Well, when I was six I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'there's no Santa Claus' speech..."
He struggled to regain his composure and wiped away his tears. "If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, then I have nothing left to live for."
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|The REAL punchline is: There's NO Constitution, kittens!|