Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Birds and Bees...and The Constitution

A father asked his ten year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" sobbed the little boy. "Promise you won't tell me." He bust into tears.

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

"Well, when I was six I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'there's no Santa Claus' speech..."

He struggled to regain his composure and wiped away his tears. "If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, then I have nothing left to live for."

If you like that joke, here's another one you'll LOVE!

The REAL punchline is: There's NO Constitution, kittens!


  1. Bwaha! That Obama pic cracks me up.

    1. Better to laugh than to cry. The DICK-tator in Chief just granted via Executive Order legal amnesty to 800,000 or so young people so they can find "work." It is to laugh. We are experiencing the highest sustained unemployment rates since the Great Depression and The Big O thinks it would be swell to add more potential workers to the party.

      Oh..and never mind the Constitution. It is such a cumbersome and frustrating restriction of power. Who needs that?

  2. You're impugning a perfectly good body part.

    1. Not on him. On Obama it's a little useless appendage. I could have called him a dick head and impugned TWO body parts which on him are both utterly useless, while on anyone else they are the ol' one-two.

      As Woody Allen put it in Sleeper, "My brain? That's my second favorite organ."

  3. Reminds me of the joke about Adam & Eve.

    God made Adam in his image and it was good. However, Adam noted that all the other animals had partners and he did not so God took a rib bone and made Eve and he told Adam:

    Now Adam, I made you in my image so you had no partner. I understand your need to fit in your world, though, so I made you Eve. Before I give her to you, however, I have to mention the design flaw. The good news is that you will always have two heads and she only one. The bad news is that you only have enough blood to use one at a time.

    Now who is to say OBwanna is not pulling a Tiger Woods on us and just using the wrong head all the time? I mean, you have seen Dem voters, does anyone believe that Obama could not have any Dem woman he wants? His family history is full of polygamy, after all. How can you find the perfect number two and three without a taste test? Just sayin'...

    1. Well, he certainly IS a dick, but I suspect he swings both ways with his golf club. He just doesn't strike me as a ladies' man...just a "lady" man.

      And with Moooochelle as his only example? YIKES! It's like the old joke: Bigamy is having one too many wives. So is monogamy.

  4. HAHAHA. I have never heard that one. I would have agreed until I met my current and last wife. Now one is just right! As for swinging both ways, I can't imagine him behind another man, but it would explain the ears...