I Was Sort Of Joking Before...

But not really.  And with good reason.

My earlier post on how they weren't going to be satisfied with just taking your Big Gulp was clearly tongue-in-cheek, what with The Onion video and all.  But, even so, there was an element of OH! FFS! in it.  You just KNEW the idiot savants in government weren't really going to leave us alone once they granted themselves permission to tell us what to freaking EAT!

Big Brother is going to be just as big a pain in the neck as your REAL big brother was.  Remember why you left home? 

Now you're going to have to leave the country.