What is that?
I mean it. Seriously. WHAT IS THAT?
It looks like just moments before she was to go on stage her dress had a serious wardrobe malfunction and someone shoved all the organic goji berries and baggies of weed onto the floor of a Subaru Outback, tore off the seat protector exposing yellow foam padding and springs, and wrapped her up in it.
Never let a crisis go to waste.