TOO BAD UGLY ISN'T CONSIDERED A DISEASE

If it were, she'd already be undergoing treatment and we wouldn't have to put up with her nonsense.  But damn!  I refuse to take seriously anyone who looks like they still giggle when boys talk to her. 

As it is, though, she's actually a little fascist professor who is advocating treatment for anyone who questions the party line on Global Warming.  Used to be conservatives were evil...now we're nuts.  I can't wait until they realize we are actually crazy evil geniuses.