Tuesday, February 5, 2013

When I grow up...




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  1. I want a house elf; they seem to do *all* the work, bless them.

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  2. Well heck, bring a couple of horses inside. You never know, maybe one of them has just been aching to run a vacuum.

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    1. So far it seems I have not been born to "royalty" because the cat and the dog don't do squat around here. The horse? His best trick is spooking at leaves. And we have TONS of squirrels who have never ONCE offered to come in and help.

      Damn bunch of layabouts.

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  3. I can't even get the low-flying night fairies to do the damn dishes! They're as bad as my kids were: won't vacuum or cook or take out the trash or nuthin.
    I tell ya, you just can't get good help these days!

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    1. YOU HAVE LOW-FLYING NIGHT FAIRIES????

      I want.

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