Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Congressman Ellison is a shining example of the intellectual and moral superiority of the left.

In listening to Mr. Ellison, one is struck by the intellectual maneuvering of true genius.

All across America school children are vindicated by the obvious strength of the Congressman's argument which appeared to be based mostly on the old game of "I know you are, but what am I?" Followed, in a solid one-two punch, with, "Na-uh! Na-uh! Na-uh!"

KA-POW! Take that!

Oh, it hurts. OUCH!

This pummeling is in sharp contrast to another liberal heavyweight who used the "I can't hear you" argument of toddlers to decimate his opponent.

To be fair, I think it is completely impossible to look anything other than stupid when you are lying or arguing for a stupid position. In fact, one of the easiest ways to check your premise for validity is to ask, "Does arguing for this make me look like a completely retarded dumbass?" If so, you can safely assume that you are wrong.

But in this case, one must remain cognizant of the fact that the men involved in these linguistic and physical displays of awesome slam-your-opponent-to-the-mat debating skillz are LEADERS--a congressman and a civil rights attorney.

And Democrats. But I hardly needed to mention that, did I?

H/T: Chicks on the Right


  1. The first response isn't that surprising, given the known dimwits in congress, but you'd think that a lawyer would have more rhetorical ability than a four year old. I didn't expect that you were being literal there, that was rather stunning.

  2. Regarding the giant brains of the Democrats. Heh, heh, heh.

    1. HAHAHAHAHA! I had seen that tweet, but not all the lovely lovely responses. SWEET!

      Makes my flinty little heart glad to see a liberal genuinely surprised that the skittle-shitting unicorn didn't fly over the candy rainbow and shower her with sprinkles. Obama SAID so.

    2. Holy crap some of those twitter responses are funny!

      *shaking head* liberal morons

    3. HAHAHAHA! Morris, all you have to say is "liberal" or "moron". Both is redundant.

    4. Yeah.. sorry about the oxymoron. hehe

  3. Democrats on any issue: "I'm losing this debate, so LALALALALALA, I can't hear you, racist! LALALALALALALA!" They then brag to their friends how they pwned their debate opponent.