Sunday, January 6, 2013

This is why I don't have any video of my children

Precisely and EXACTLY because of this.

Every time they were doing something adorable that I wanted to record for posterity and so would grab the video camera, they instantly stopped doing whatever adorably cute thing they were doing and started acting like perfect little retards, emitting random noises, flailing and gyrating, completely distracted by the appearance of the camera.

Oh, it was cute. Once. Maybe. Like this kid. But an entire video library of this shit is not cute at all.

That's why I don't have any video of my adorable children.

The End.


  1. Gene? Gene Kelly, is that you in there?

    1. HAHAHAHA! The best part of this video was when the kid fell off the chair, never made a sound, and the leapt back up as if nothing had happened.

      If he's not Gene Kelly, he's Chevy Chase, for sure.