Apparently in Brazil having a cow wander onto your home's rooftop and subsequently plunge through the rickety structure (they don't have terribly strict building codes there, one assumes) is not entirely unheard of. In fact, it's happened several times before. But this time, the cow managed a true bull's-eye.
A sleeping Brazilian man was killed when a cow wandered from a nearby field onto the roof of his home and crashed through, plummeting onto the bed located directly beneath.
The man, 45, died the next day from injuries. His wife, sleeping alongside, was fine — and so was the cow, Newser reported.
No steak tonight.