Well, it has happened, kittens. We have been reduced to the buzzing idiocy of annoying little bugs. There is now a new Phenomenon of Stupid called Vines. It's an app that allows you to create a seven second movie.
Yes, that is right. SEVEN. SECONDS.
SEVEN.
SECONDS.
And we are entertained, amused...even INSPIRED!
It can be cinematic art.
It can be classic rock.
It can be spontaneous pratfall.
It can be social commentary.
It can be my solution to the stupid.
That's it. After tens of thousands of years of striving, humanity has now reached the pinnacle of intellectual and technological achievement. I assume so anyway, I got bored halfway through the first video. Squirrel!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA! WOW! RG...you're so evolved that even 7 seconds can't hold your attention.
DeleteI'm impressed. tee hee....
Now go read War and Peace.
I'm reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. Would that count? I've finished The Art of War once already.
DeleteDid you get spam filtered?
ReplyDeleteHEH! I don't know. What happened to my pithy brilliance?
DeleteHOW DARE THEY!?!?
That was too funny! I DID get filtered. My idea of pithy brilliance must too closely resemble the random utterings of a spamming computer.
DeleteWow...I feel chastened.
Nah. Running it through the NSA computers for analysis probably confused the filter.
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