According to our most beloved President Peace Prize, not everyone gets to live large like he and his family do. Oh no. He must smack your little hand for reaching for a piece of the pie.
"The planet will boil over" if everyone in Africa is allowed to live in anything even closely approximating middle class comfort. So shut your yaps and take one for the team...
Of course, that's just the scary future without President Peace Prize to rescue them. He warns that they will all stay in poverty if he doesn't spend 7 BILLION dollars in Africa to develop alternative energy sources. You know, like Solyndra. That was a huge success. Remember?
Seven billion dollars directed right to the pockets of his friends. And if all their efforts produce squat, well...they TRIED! You can't ask for more than that. Sorry about that continued desperate poverty, but these $100 million dollar trips to visit you all and give you pep talks about being "collective" team players aren't going to pay for themselves.
Someone's got to make sacrifices.
I think the 100 million was well spent....as long as it was a one way trip for him and the royal pod.
ReplyDeleteWe're not so lucky. They are coming back. And with a promise to blow 7 billion dollars on their friends.
DeleteI can always hope. That, or tripping and falling into a soft, huge pile of elephant crap. It would be humiliating. He needs a bunch of that.
DeleteOh great, increase electrical generation in Africa while working feverishly to shut it down here. That makes sense. I suppose a bunch of cronies and corruptocrats, here and there, will make a good living off of these handouts for a while. Who knows, maybe a little benefit will trickle out to actual people. Before it all falls apart because money that should have gone to upgrades and maintenance has disappeared into those same pockets and they wind up worse off than they were to begin with. Africans would have a chance at figuring out how to get themselves out of poverty if the do-gooders didn't keep rushing in to "fix" it for them.
ReplyDeleteYou're too kind, calling them do-gooders. These are massively corrupt and evil men who are simply, flagrantly, in-your-fucking-face stealing the wealth of the average man in the West and transferring it to THEMSELVES! This is not in any way expected to improve anyone's life except the bloated pigs feeding at the top of the farm.
DeleteFUCK THEM ALL.
I'd just about bet that he'll be back with promises of cash for Egypt soon. The amounts needed to stop the looming catastrophe there will make 7 billion look like chump change.
ReplyDeleteEvery day bring a fresh pile of crap out of that yaphole.
ReplyDeleteAt the end of Brezhnev' era there was a sci-fi cartoon (an animation, I mean), kind of like Futurama, called "The Secret of Third Planet", where the main character had a buzz-phrase "So, what wrong we have today?"
That's how I feel every morning now, turning on my comp.
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ReplyDeleteshould be this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtzEf7HpgPY]
This blog has the best sarcasm on the web. I have been re-posting stuff from here all morning.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! When I read the first few words of your comment, I thought you were spam that had gotten through. LOL!!! I laughed out loud SERIOUSLY when I realized it was from you.
DeleteThanks for the kind words.