I'm already tired of winning.
Steve's off to jail, problem solved. But is it? What about the beer? That's the important thing here. They could at least put a disclaimer in at the end. "No beers were effed with in the production of this video."
Or did the fat cop take it all in as evidence? He looks like a beer drinker, frankly.
Well he couldn't just let it go stale sitting around in an evidence room could he?
Clearly he would be "acting stupidly" if he did.