If anyone has a better idea, I'm all ears.
In the meantime, I'm watching things that make me laugh.
I know that people always make the argument that conservatives are dogs and liberals are cats because people like dogs and cats are assholes, but I think it is exactly the opposite.
Cats are conservatives.
They are intractably independent.
They never apologize for success.
They feel superior to dogs.
They don't need anyone to take care of them. They don't need anyone. Period.
They don't need a lot of rules. Hell, they don't follow them, anyway.
And they are always armed.
Dogs are liberals.
They are collectivists at heart.
They bark alot. Often for no reason.
They follow rules.
They are only really dangerous when traveling in packs.
They are the original environmentalists as they are always eating cat poop. Which pretty much settles who is superior.