My first inclination as I watch is to surrender to utter, soul-crushing depression for the sheer stupidity displayed by the people being asked to sign the petition. But then the enormity of their collectivist retardation arouses nothing short of vase-throwing rage in me, which is pretty enthusiastic, I'll admit.
The solution is to abandon myself to sweet, listless despondency while knowing that proper and well-deserved punishment is being meted out.
Never Go Full Retard used to be a funny line from a movie. Now it has become unheeded advice for an entire nation.
That word deserves to be repeated.
In unrelated news, Teabaggers are smarter than anyone thought.
H/T: Fellowship of the Minds