Friday, February 8, 2013

God has been busy.

I thought God pretty much rested after the first six days and hasn't made anything else since, just tended his flock. But Dodge brought us the rousing, pump-your-fist-in-the-air-YEAH! commercial which tells us that God was still working and making things on the eighth day, when he made a farmer.



Now we learn that God was STILL working on the ninth day.  Sooper Mexican brings us, "So God Made a Liberal".



Far be it for me to question God or to even suggest what He should do or not do...but it sure seems to me that things would have gone a whole lot smoother down here if God had rested on the ninth day.

H/T: Sooper Mexican

6 comments:

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  2. And on the ninth day, God swept all the leftover crap on the workshop floor into a pile...

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  3. I don't know why SooperMexican blamed God for Liberals. With their propensity for killing their own babies, lying, slandering, etc., it seems to me they are more the creation of the Father of Lies.

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  4. Well, there are those whose only reason for existence is to serve as an example. In a way, God was being instructive when he created liberals.

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    1. I still won't blame God for liberals. Bubonic Plague, maybe. But liberals? God ain't that cruel.

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