Thursday, June 20, 2013

My Little Pony -- with a DAGGER!



This just makes me want to sing my Unicorn song.




You know, there are days when I sincerely, truly, honestly, right down to my very toes, WISH I could be as happily brain dead as the average liberal. Wouldn't that be nice? Of course I know everyone is going to jump in with comments about how I should never wish that because it's like wanting to be a hippie or something, but GAAAAH! sometimes it's just too much when you realize how horribly awfully in trouble our country is and you have so many people who don't know or don't care or actually are happy about it.

This video is the reason for my gray mood. How is it possible to find so many complete idiots just roaming the streets? HOW?



Although, to be fair, a good number of them are informed. They are also outright fascists.

And IRS stands for IDIOTS REALLY SUCK.

Duh! Everyone knows that.

I'm crawling into my Drinking Closet early today. With my unicorn, thank you very much.  If anyone disturbs me, I'll have my unicorn run you through.

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  1. I wonder about that sometimes. What is it like to be so utterly clueless and incurious? It's like being a little kid, just automatically believe what your "parents" and "teachers" tell you and trust that if something goes wrong there'll be an adult around to take care of it.

    My unicorn can beat up your unicorn. Nyahh!

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    1. YIKES! My unicorn and I will remain in our box.

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  2. "If anyone disturbs me, I'll have my unicorn run you through." I guess it's a good thing Buttercup's kids are old enough to where they won't be knocking on that door, calling "Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama ..."

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    1. They knew not to knock early on. I have smart kids. Otherwise I'd have dead kids.

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  3. I was looking for the drinking closet yesterday. But then realized I was too tired and depressed to bother.

    Yesterday I saw a motivater/demotivator/whatever which read:
    "I used to think I was over-reacting. Now I realize it was just a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit".

    The problem these days is that every single damn day involves an abnormal amount of BS.

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    1. Yes. The BS is reaching mythic proportions. I just don't want to be around when the whole thing blows up.

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    2. I think that's the most worrisome thing of all, the sinking feeling that the blowing up will happen sooner rather than later, and it's going to be epic, and not in a good way, when it does.

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    3. It's nerve wracking, feeling like every day the pile gets deeper and less stable and any little thing could set off an unstoppable avalanche.

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  4. Huh. MY BS meter blew up long ago, its needle pegged to the far right (or should that be left?) bent into pretzel shape and smoking..

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  5. About that feeling of impending BOOM: today somebody un-blogrolled me, explaining in the private message that I have "too high degree of passion" for their comfort. It got me thinking - what if I could adequately express what really is on my mind and stop controlling myself, what would be their reaction?
    I guess, some ostriches do not like calls for getting their head out of the sand

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  6. It got me thinking - what if I could adequately express what really is on my mind and stop controlling myself, what would be their reaction?

    Wow! So that's what a supernova looks like from up close. :)

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  7. Upper West Side...San Francisco...Seattle...Georgetown and Fairfax County: why don't they just secede? We'll still have to support them, of course, but then maybe we won't have to listen to them.

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    1. I'm all for them seceding, but I would argue that we do NOT have to support them.

      We would have the guns. We could just sit quietly on the border, with our guns across our laps, and make sure they stay where they are.

      What are they going to do? They all believe in being disarmed.

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    2. They'd figure out a way to import MS13 and contract out the invasion work to them.

      /wish this was just sarcastic.

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