Saturday, June 15, 2013

Future Olympian

But instead she will probably just end up blowing up buildings and train stations in acts of terror. All the kids are doing that, you know. That's why the NSA must listen to EVERYONE. All the time.

For reals.

What a bunch of losers.

But this little girl is a WINNER!

Look at the concentration. And the pony's face! What a team!

They'll make great terrorists.

Did you get that, NSA? I'd suggest you start eavesdropping around the barn because all those little Pony Clubbers are DANGEROUS!!!!


  1. Now, Buttercup, hyperbole does not become you. You know full well the NSA isn't listening to everyone! Obama the 1st, Il Douche, the BlightBringer, Ruler of America, the Postracialist, the Incompetent, has decided that the NSA will not listen in on mosques, and the creatures that infest said mosques. As you well know, no one who has ever frequented a mosque has ever, in the history of the world, performed an act of terrorism. They are truly the "Religion of Peace" ... or is that the Religion of Piss? I have a hard time keeping that straight.
    NSA is busy keeping tabs on the real terrorists and potential terrorists like the NRA, VFW, American Legion, Boy Scouts, TEA Parties, Christians (especially those damn Southern Baptists), so we can all rest at night.

  2. I can see it now. Next thing you know she'll be shouting "Fill your hand you son of bitch!" and riding up out of there, reins in her teeth and a Hello Kitty bubble gun in each hand.